State of the world address

 

 

Driving my Mercedes to the dollar store

Talking on a cell phone that isn’t paid for

Gonna buy some spiced pork in a can

Cause the economy’s goin’ to hell

 

Pull in next to a rusty old mini van

A Yale sticker plastered to the back window

Surly teenagers stroll by

They must dress from the same closet

 

Just lost my job to a skilled worker

Can’t go to college cause there ain’t no funding

Have to sell one of my kidneys for starch and cheese

Good thing potatoes are so versatile

 

Corporate America’s got me by the wallet

Appeal to my ethnocentrism

Cleaver advertising is everything

I’ll buy anything as long as I have a coupon

 

Gonna cash in that retirement fund

I’ll take payment in rolled quarters

Can beat myself to death with change

Fuck it, I’m going to Disney land!